To be fair, there’s a lot of unwarranted whiteness all around that stadium.

God, I can’t wait for golf to become a thing of the past. One thing I will say about us millennial, we sure do dislike golf. This is a good thing!

Damn. That’s pretty deep.

Enes Canter

I was invited to be a pretend horse once. I said “Nay”.

It’s already catching on in the States too.

Oh you can still make fun of it. Just that you are a dick for doing so. I am sure some of these people are socially awkward or ostracized and have found something cool to them. Do I think people are odd for competitions on Air Guitar? But I think most people are odd. 20 years ago if I saw someone watching and having…

This is completely unfair. Deron, Jefferson, Korver, and Frye are an incredible unit together and I have the NBA 2K9 disc to prove it.

I like doing laundry, heck I even love it.

Washer in the basement (laundromats are indeed hell). I never use the dryer.
Air dry on a washing line. Smalls go on a folded horse.
Everything goes on the line so it will come off folded - e.g. tees and sweaters pegged under the arms so no visible peg marks, and taken from line…

I turn 18 later this year, and I haven’t felt as inferior and unaccomplished as I did watching that game since I turned 12 and realized I was a muggle.

My wife and I will watch the finale and then I think barring some drastic change will finally be done with this show. This season has eaten at me like a virus and I’m finally ready to shake it. I find myself scrolling through my phone and hardly paying attention during the show and yet I feel like I miss nothing.

My article about veterans being mistreated (“G.I. Woe!”) got shared by the President and celebrities, went mega-viral, got debunked, and then got someone fired for spreading false information. On its own it was enough to get me that new equipment for my band.

Drunk driving and sexual assault. Can the Steelers sponsor his visa?

Last year he hit .273 on the field and .300 off it.

Three strikes... *sunglasses*... you’re out.

“And what is your purpose in visiting the United States?”

Bad and terrible, but I won’t pretend it didn’t get a snort out of me.

Wow, that was a quick 180.

Like two balls in a sack...

I hate having those unexpected ejectulations when reaching first base.