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No other country in the developed world so blindly and slavishly worships power and authority like this country.

Marchman’s voice is audio diarrhea

Huh. And here I thought being inundated with media images of unattainable wealth and faux success while isolating interpersonal communication and breeding xenophobia would lead to nothing but bliss. Go figure.

Not enough union members, obviously.

“Is this really all there is?”

As an upper-middle class white man, people are unhappy??

I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

“HOW CAN HE PUSH?!”

That dude didn’t ‘sell it’. Look at what happens to his left foot...

Webber tried to take a timeout to complain about the call.

Lincicome has also described Ben Roethlisberger as a “Really Awesome ProfessIonal SporTs-guy.”

*Googles Alexandra Daddario*

I can’t see it being a good idea to land a running back who’ll be 31 years old, who hasn’t played in a year, and the last time he did play he battled injuries and ran for just 3.8 yards per carry.

Kinda hard to prevent accidental boners. Lotsa pressure on a young man, he did swell otherwise, had been stroking it pretty good prior to, so don’t measure him by that. Alright then...

+1 anticipatory +1

THERE’S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE CLOWN IN THIS TOWN

hahaha yeah I guess it is. I dunno, I just..... Well, I didn’t go to a major university, for one thing. So I feel no allegiance to any college sports team. That is a large part of why people are into it so much, yes? The other part of it is, just from a viewing standpoint, it takes a lot of the drama out of it,…

People look at me funny when I tell them I’ve never once filled out a March Madness bracket. I follow MLB; NFL; NBA; all sorts of sprotz, but college sports just doesn’t do it for me.

Wait, someone with the last name “Fartass” is a only 3-seed? The committee is corrupt.