From the headline I was positive DeMarcus Cousins had finally lost his shit & killed.... ohhh, let’s say Tim Frazier.

Let’s remember some chokers:

Nobody will listen to or defend Future in a few years and even fewer people will admit they bought the hype. Bill is a cog in the cycle of contemporary hip hop accolades -always crowning a turd and never held to account, - not unlike GOP campaign promises.

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.

“churn out another homophobic joke. Wildlands wants them to feel alluring, but they mostly just feel like assholes.”

So, what you are saying is that AI is becoming more lifelike?

“Elliott, mesmerized, confessed he’d never considered cropping a shirt from the top before.”

Something about a “cover two” football joke. I think. Maybe.

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

Excellent article. But Vioxx did not exist in the 1970's. It wasn’t even FDA approved until around the time I went into practice in 1999. Pretty sure Oxycontin wasn’t FDA approved till the 1980's or 90's either.

I have no doubt Roger Goodell and the league owners will treat this issue with all the care and compassion they have shown towards NFL players who have, or are going to have, their lives turned into a nightmare by CTE.

To be fair, most high school kids celebrate prematurely the second it goes in.

Dummy. +1

“Finally! A story about MAML’s getting fucked over on ice!”

Congratulations on just happening to be born in the place where all the rich people prefer to live. I’m sure you worked very hard to accomplish that as a sperm swimming through your momma’s vaginal canal.

Another “Who Wore It Best?: Yellow Sponsor Edition” fight.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

“On Thursday night, South Korean president Park Geun-Hye was officially ousted from her office after a special Constitutional Court decision held up her impeachment.”

“I can’t believe you guys are still in 6th place!” - little Russian boy

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

In San Francisco a friend of mine got cum on his shoulder in the sauna from the guys behind him cranking a pair out.