This is the type of grrrrritty analysis I come here for.

You hear “deuce” enough times in one day and you start to fall in line.

And yet, he wasn’t suspended for threatening a female student. What a great message for International Women’s Day. You officially have less worth than an unattended vehicle.

Is he still allowed to drive, or is he now a Jock Walk Jayhawk?

ahahaha, your avatar is amaaaaazing - I always see that guy on the subway and think he looks super creepy, what an unflattering photo

“I’ll feed ‘em but they need to have a drug test first and then demonstrate that they can’t obtain the loaf and fish on their own.”

As he said about the fish and the loaves; “I can’t feed these people, that would create dependency! I’ll pray for them to not be so poor instead” Amen.

As a longtime rider of the MTA, your av is fucking slaying me. Consider given a permanent +1

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!?

And a child shall lead them... to select him in the ninth round of the draft or later when they think no one’s looking.

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Wouldn’t that be the tako and not the puto?

*sorry not sorry

Puto is the bottom in a male homosexual relationship.

I laughed. +1

At some point, you have to [air horn] distractions to [booming PA announcer hype man voice] and [Jock Jams cut] and [instructions to make some noise] kick in the nuts.

If you want to relive the Jets’ glory days, the Butt Fumble has its own Wikipedia page.

As a marshal who serves notices of eviction, I know it never feels good to tell a little kid to get out of his own house.

Goddamnit coach, that kid needed just one more rebound for a triple-double.

Funny thing is, the coach didn’t know it was the wrong basket. He was heard yelling, “You don’t come into my lane with that weak sh*t!!!”

Want to see some dank ball movement?