How do you do, fellow kids?

Reached for comment, McCloughan said he isn’t at the combine because of a death in the family. 

Replacing him with Barnes flips the balance of votes so that they can finally go see ‘50 Shades Darker’ for team movie night.

Damn, the little drummer boy got fat

“Man, i am so embarrassed that a country without a history of soccer culture takes their cues from a place that has a history of soccer culture”

Appropriate name for your level of familiarity with injuries.

Meanwhile, the sponsored posts are healthy as ever.

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

I don’t think that is even possible.

Hedge funds are not meant to “beat the market” they are meant to HEDGE your losses in bad years.

Shaq—”Mom, Coach says I need to work on my free throws. Should I?”

I wish Mama O’Neal had played the beta of Shaq-Fu before it came out.

The $49.95 I would’ve saved would be $83 a six-pack of Icy-Hot today.

HOT TAKE ALERT, YOU GUYS

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

What’ll these two do next, other than not keeping a coordinator job for more than a season? 

This is becoming a real sticky situation.

Rickey Henderson says you spelled Rickey Henderson’s name wrong. Rickey Henderson thinks this comment sucks because you can’t spell Rickey Henderson’s name correctly.

“Well, my name is Donnie T and im here to say,

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we’ve all heard the expression, “Shoot or get off the pot.”

Ever noticed how basically every motherfucker you know has been or is going to Iceland?