A JUG OF 90-YEAR OLD PISS, WHAT’S THAT CALLED, CHARDONNAY???????

THIS IS SUCH A WHOLESOME REPLY. EXCELLENT!

UHHHHHH OHHHHHHH SOMEONE’S GUNNA BE IN TROUUUUBBBBLLLLEEEE

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THIS PICTURE IS A TRUE EMBODIMENT OF EARNING WHAT YOU GET IT IN LIFE. LOOK AT THIS MAN. HE’S TAUGHT, RIPPLING, AND OLD. ITS AMAZING. HOW DOES HE DO IT? DETERMINATION AND SOME GOOD OL’ FASHIONED ELBOW GREASE/OIL. I MEAN YOU SEE VEINS THROBBING OUT OF SOMEONE LIKE THAT AND YOU JUST HAVE TO RESPECT…

MORE LIKE CARL GRAVE

But then, right when I took the picture, Butters got really hot, so he pulled his pajama bottoms down, and then I tripped, and, fell down, and my mouth landed right on his penis, and, then I thought of something funny, so I smiled up at, the camera and gave like a, thumbs up, and, and then Kyle took the picture from…

AH YES THE SLANG TERM “KILL YOURSELF”. JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE SLANG TERM “MIX EQUAL PARTS OF GASOLINE AND FROZEN ORANGE JUICE CONCENTRATE”

DAMN NEXT KLAY THOMPSON IS GOING TO SAY HE HAD SEX WITH MY MOM

by the time that finishes the next game is being played

BUT BUT BUT PURITY TESTS AND-

if only there were some way for those people to play in self-contained, single-user...single....player? lobbies? nah that’s too wild

IT’S ALMOST AS IF THE ECONOMIC SYSTEM THESE COMPANIES EXIST IN IS INHERENTLY DETRIMENTAL TO CONSUMERS

*whoosh*

as someone who knows the basics of playing chess but no real strategies (except castling, which I love to throw out as if I know some secret about the game) I was riveted by your coverage. A lot of it went over my head, but you did a great job blending for all audiences.

thats one of the ufos mah boah

THIS JUST IN- GOP CONGRESSMAN WRINGS HANDS, TOES PARTY LINE

i’m voting straight D and know nothing will really change and we’re still headed towards disaster because their are so few candidates with actual progressive policy plans. so its the least bad of the options and Trump will get re-elected in 2020 against whatever center-right, bland, wall-street backed candidate runs…

THE NEWEST COMEDY, THE SEQUEL TO THE BELOVED COMEDY “UNCLE DREW” COMES THE BIGGEST LAUGHS, THE DEEPEST KNEES...YOU’LL RAISE A FIST FOR THIS MOVIE.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer

TWO OPTIONS FOR THE UPCOMING ECOLOGICAL DISASTERS THAT REQUIRE SIGNIFICANT MIGRATION OF PEOPLE FROM THEN UNINHABITABLE AREAS: