I AM TERRIFIED THAT MY ORDERS WILL NOT ARRIVE TOMORROW. MY WHOLE DAY IS A BALL OF ANXIETY WAITING FOR IT

AH WELL WITH SUCH A LONG LIST THEN I GUESS EVERYTHING IS FINE AND THEY’RE DOING A GOOD JOB! CARRY ON!

YEAH BUT DADDY MUELLER WILL SAVE US GET HIM YEAH BIG MAN MUELLER OWNING TRUMP OHHH ANY MINUTE HIS INVESTIGATION IS GOING TO DELIVER A SEM-SCATHING REPORT OF GREY-AREA POLITICAL DIRT DIGGING MMMM YEAH

AH YES THE FABLED “BENEVOLENT BILLIONAIRE” GOD IF ONLY WE HAD MORE OF THOSE THINGS WOULD BE A LOT BETTER IN THIS COUNTRY FOR SURE!

which voters are those? the ones who didn’t turn up for the centrist “electable” option? because this laughable idea of “converting” any Republican voters was proven completely false 2 years ago.

I cant tell if you’re serious, and you think that Hillary (the “Good” in this example) was...what? abandoned by people who wanted Bernie? That’s just not the case. Trump received that same set of voters that McCain and Romney got.

YEAH BUT WE’RE SUPPOSED TO STOP WITH THE PURITY TEST AND JUST VOTE FOR ANYONE WITH A “D” BY THEIR NAME. WHICH WE DO, BUT THEN WE’RE “SHOCKED” WHEN WE DON’T ACTUALLY PUSH FOR PROGRESSIVE CANDIDATES AND SO WE DON’T GET ANY PROGRESSIVE POLICIES

LOL SURE LET’S GO WITH ANOTHER CENTER-RIGHT DEM WHO RUNS ON A “I’M NOT TRUMP HE’S A MEANIE” PLATFORM WITH NO CLEAR MESSAGE OF SUBSTANTIAL CHANGE FOR THE AVERAGE PERSON. CLINTON PART 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 2020

LOL WE NEED FIGHTERS IN OUR LEADERSHIP. WE DON’T HAVE THAT CURRENTLY. “B-B-B-BUT STOP WITH PURITY POLITICS” YOU WHINE AND BLUBBER, TO WHICH I SAY “SHUT UP AND LET’S PUT SOMEONE THERE THAT WILL FUCKING FIGHT THIS BULLSHIT”

WHELP SOMETHING ELSE I NEED TO BE ANXIOUS ABOUT EVERY DAY

BUT DADDY MUELLER WILL SAVE US!!! THE FBI WILL BRING TRUMP DOWN!!!!!

STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN

But they aren’t going to ever “play by the rules”. So what’s the alternative?

OH WELL THEN OK MIGHT AS WELL JUST GIVE UP

THE PEDANTS SHALL RISE UP

unfortunately i think he gets pushed through. this must have played well to Trump and the rest will fall in line. the only silver lining is that it maybe motivates dems in the mid-terms, but who knows.

He’s going to get confirmed. This approach plays really well to Trump, and the rest of the republicans follow Trump’s lead. Its shameful, but I don’t see him not getting confirmed.

DING DING DING. DEMS HAVEN’T CHANGED SHIT EITHER, AND WE ALREADY KNOW HOW THAT PLAYS OUT. EVEN IF THEY NARROWLY WIN BACK THE HOUSE, WHAT ACTUAL “PLATFORM” DO THEY HAVE?? ITS INFURIATING. NOW IS SUCH A PERFECT TIME TO PUSH FOR ACTUAL POLICIES THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE’S LIVES BETTER, BUT NOPE JUST PURE “I’M NOT TRUMP!”

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