PLEASE COULD ANYONE FIND ANY POSSIBLE SLIVER OF A JUSTIFICATION FOR THIS SO I CAN MOVE PAST MY PAINFUL COGNITIVE DISSONANCE?

lol if he’s actually afraid in that scenario the man needs counseling

“JANUS IS #1 IN MY.”ANUS

NO THIS CAN’T BE!!!!

OK “1, 2, 3" THERE WE GO THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING MISSOURI IN 6.9 SECONDS ZOOOOOOOOOOOM

“COMMODIFY ME! COMMODIFY ME!” SHOUTED THE LABORER. ANYTHING TO GET IN WITH THE RICH AND POWERFUL. HE WAS SURE HE WOULD BE THERE SOON ENOUGH.

So you’re a young subject of late capitalism. It doesn’t work for you in any meaningful way, your life is shit, you have 3 or 4 awful part-time jobs, you have no health insurance, you have half a million dollars in unsecured student loan debt. You have no future in any meaningful sense. All the avenues that you’ve…

SOMEONE IS IN LINE FOR A GROCERY CHECKOUT. THEY’VE GOT IN THEIR CART A BUNCH OF BANANAS, A HALF-GALLON OF MILK, 1 LOAF OF SOURDOUGH BREAD, AND TWO CUPS OF GREEK YOGURT.

BIG FUCKING DEAL I’M IN “WARM UP” GEAR ALL THE TIME BUT YOU DON’T ASSUME I’M WORKING OUT IN MY PARENT’S BASEMENT DO YOU?

JJ ABOUT TO GET FUCKED HARDER THAN MIA KALAFIA

LOL “THE LOTTERY IS WORTH PLAYING LOOK AT THIS WINNER AS AN EXAMPLE”

THAT’S A LONG TIME TO BE AWAY FROM THE GAME- HE COULD HAVE VERY EASILY TURNED INTO A DAVID SLOTH

WHELP IF YOU THOUGHT HE REALLY WROTE IT, THEN YOU’VE BEEN PATRICKED REDFORDED

MORE LIKE SUB COSENTINO YEEEEEEHAW STILL KICKING PEW PEW PEW PEW

MCQUADE GET TO THE REACTOR

/WARRIOR FANS SCRAMBLE TO BENCH HIM

MORE LIKE NECK MARTIN AM I RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?

AS ALWAYS THE TRUE LIFEHACK IS FURTHER INTO THE ARTICLE

THE 2ND WORST TAKE ON KING’S “THINNER”

FEMALE SPARROW BUT NOT JENNIFER LAWRENCE. BOOM LADY BIRD IN 6.9 SECONDS