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OH GODDAMN THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I AM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW WITH HAPPINESS AT HOW EVISCERATED THE NRA JUST GOT FUCK YEAH WE DID IT

ABORTED METAL GEAR SOLID GAME. BOOM SUMMARIZED IN 6.9 SECONDS

ITS FASCINATING HOW CERTAIN PROLIFIC COMMENTERS WON’T SHOW UP TO THESE ARTICLES AT ALL BECAUSE IT WHOLLY REFUTES THEIR WORLD-VIEW THAT WE SHOULD BACK DEMS REGARDLESS OF THEIR POLICIES BECAUSE THEY AREN’T REPUBLICANS. THAT WE SHOULDN’T PUSH THEM LEFT AT ALL BECAUSE THAT’S CANNIBALIZING THE VOTE OR SOME OTHER BULLSHIT

BUT THEN SUDDENLY ITS DENNIS MILLER BUTTFUCKING VITALE WHILE DICKY (PUN INTENDED) V IS YELL-SPEAKING “AWESOME BACK WALL SMASHING, BABY” AND “THIS PUTS A NEW SPIN ON DIAPER DANDY...I’M TALKING ABOUT THE DIAPER I NEED TO WEAR AFTER THIS ASS FUCKING” WHILE HIS ANUS PROLAPSES AND SHIT STARTS COVERING DENNIS MILLERS DICK

JOANNA. THERE, EXPLAINED IN 6.9 SECONDS.

THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION POSED IN THE ARTICLE TITLE IS “OF COURSE, BECAUSE PEOPLE GET DISTRACTED TOO EASILY”. CASE IN POINT.

LOL LIKE I WOULD EVER CONSIDER THAT HOKUM WITCHCRAFT

NOT HIS FAULT THAT NETFLIX GREENLIGHTS EVERYTHING

YEAH BUT TRY TELLING THAT TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY DOING THIS ON PUBLIC TRANSIT. I’M SURE NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN.

ALLOW ME: LIQUIDS TAKE THE SHAPE OF THEIR CONTAINER.

I HAVE NO BODY, AND I MUST GAME

OH HELL YES RFED IS MY DADDY! GO OFF KING YEAH SHOW EM HOW ITS DONNNNEEEE THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING! THANK YOU DAD I AM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW WHAT AN AWESOME STORY I WISH RFED WAS MY DAD RITE NOW

YOU MUST BE JOKING

SECURITY THEATER PORN

NOPE- THERE’S ~60 MILLION PEOPLE WHO WILL ALWAYS VOTE REPUBLICAN REGARDLESS. BUT THERE ARE MUCH MORE THAT WILL VOTE THE OTHER WAY PROVIDED THERE IS A STRONG ENOUGH VISION AND PLAN ON HOW THEIR POLICIES WILL IMPACT THE EVERY DAY PERSON’S LIFE. THAT’S THE PATH TO VICTORY.

PUT THE FUCKIN MUSHROOMS ON THE TOAST!

I’M WORKSHOPPING A HYGGE JOKE, BUT RUNNING INTO SOME ISSUES WITH THE SWEDISH/DANISH THING. I’LL START ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR AN INTERNSHIP HERE SHORTLY

UM EXCUSE ME BUT ARE YOU FASHION SHAMING THESE PEOPLE? THAT IS DISGUSTING. YOU SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS

OH HELL YES GO OFF KING THIS LITERALLY EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. I AM CRYING IN MY ROOM THIS IS SO AMAZING HELL YES FINALLY SOME GOOD IN THE WORLD TRUMP COULD LEARN FROM