Still, there were warning signs. As we danced at our wedding reception, Elon told me, “I am the alpha in this relationship.” I shrugged it off, just as I would later shrug off signing the postnuptial agreement, but as time went on, I learned that he was serious. He had grown up in the male-dominated culture of South…

OHHHHH MY GOD I AM LITERALLY CRYING OVER THIS THIS IS EVERYTHING! HELL YES KING GO OFF I LOVE WHEN SOMEONE JUST DOES THEM NO MATTER WHAT THE HATERS SAY HELL YEAH I CAN’T EVEN WITH HOW AMAZEBALLS THIS GUY IS!!!!!!

I AM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THAT IS EVERYTHING HER NAILS ARE SO ON POINT- DUNNO HOW HER SKATING IS, BUT I CAN’T NOT EVEN RIGHT NOW SHE IS EVERYTHING

OH HELL YES GO OFF KING SLAAAAAAY I AM LITERALLY CANNOT RIGHT NOW EVERYTIME I SEE HIM JUST UP THERE WORKING IT IT’S LIKE I LITERALLY START CRYING HELL YES FINALLY

LOOKIN LIKE AN ALLAHU SNACKBAR

OH HELL YES THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I AM LIKE SQUEEING AND CRYING HELL YES GO OFF YOU ROYALTY WISH I COULD MOVE TO CANADA THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE ON THE ICE

You know what would give Dems a spine? A base that pushes into office candidates with clear visions, that can articulate how their policies will makes the average person’s life better (a la Single Payer/MFA)- then those politicians, who don’t need to cow-tow to special interests and the donor class, will have a spine…

THEY WERE IN POWER. AND EVERY BIT OF INCREMENTAL, ACROSS THE AISLE BULLSHIT HAS BEEN UNDONE. THEY WOULD RATHER KEEP THE CURRENT SYSTEM AND BE IN THE MINORITY THAN REFORM, PUSH FURTHER LEFT IDEALS, AND BE IN THE MAJORITY WITH A NEW SYSTEM.

YES THIS LIKE LITERALLY EVERYTHING I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW ITS LIKE ENOUGH WITH THE HEELS

I’m sorry WHAT?

OH MY GOD I CAN NOT EVEN RIGHT NOW HE IS SO AWESOME HELL YES GO OFF KING I AM LITERALLY CRYING JUST WATCHING THESE CLIPS I AM SERIOUSLY BAWLING

LOOK- THE REPUBLICANS ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE. WE RECOGNIZE THAT AND ITS OBVIOUS. THEY AREN’T GOING TO CHANGE. SO WHAT CAN WE DO? WELL WE CAN ACTUALLY PRESSURE THOSE THAT OSTENSIBLY REPRESENT US.

HELL YES GO OFF- THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING AND I CAN’T EVEN NOW I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW LITERALLY

OK JUST WAITING FOR ALL THOSE “HEY WE GOT CHIP FUNDING THEY’LL JUST SHUT IT DOWN AGAIN” COMMENTERS. WHELP FLEECED AGAIN BECAUSE THEY DON’T ACTUALLY WANT TO BE IN POWER OR HAVE POWER, THEY JUST WANT TO KEEP THEIR JOBS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT TRUMP

GOOD! BYE BYE FELICIA YOU JUST A BRITNEY NOWWWWW LOL I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS WOMAN

OH MY GOD HE IS SO WONDERFUL I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW. I MEAN WOW ITS LIKE LITTLE ME CRUSHING BUT NOW TIMES I AM ALMOST CRYING AT HOW WONDERFUL HE IS BUT MY NEOLIB GOOD BOY NEEDS TO ALSO WATCH OUT FOR WHEN HE’S NOT BEING A GOOD BOY

YES LOVE YOURSELF SHE IS SO WONDERFUL I CAN’T EVEN WITH THE DANCING SHARKS...GOTTA KNOW YOU AND LOVE YOU I’M LITERALLY STARTING TO NOT EVEN RIGHT NOW SO I JUST SAY GOOOO KATY DO YOU GIRL

OH HELL YES GO OFF QUEEN OPRAH 2020 FINALLY SOME RESPECT IN THE WHITE HOUSE THIS IS EVERYTHING

OH MY GOD THIS IS LIKE EVERYTHING I AM SERIOUSLY DYING RIGHT NOW FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD IN 2018

OMG THIS IS LIKE EVERYTHING I AM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW