More like Chris Long-winded amirite? Look at all those damn tweets!

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

another man arrived to assist Revis.

Tightest man to man coverage Revis played all year.

One assumes he pulled a hamstring during the fight.

Anything to promote whitening.

Highly calculated words. Christie’s last hope to save his political career is a terror attack in New Jersey by some Phanatic.

I was going to compliment Jim Cooke on the picture, but then I realized it’s actually a real photo and now I feel slightly nauseous. Who allowed that to happen?

Christie may want to back off, he’s only a white beard away from being pelted with snowballs by Philly fans.

Wait, isn’t Christie a Texas Rangers fan?

“The year before that they was wearing trash bags”

What a Big Baby!

I’m more upset by the fact that they didn’t go with “Uncle Drewniverse.” RIGHT THERE, LOU.

[double the kinja, double the fun]

“J. Matheli should have gone to law school.”
I know you’re a gambling addict, but have you ever considered that maybe you’re just addicted to throwing your money away?

Next, you take a SOFT right onto GLORY BOY lane...

First the crash broke his back, then the Broncos broke his spirit.

The Patriots won the battle, but after the coming nuclear winter, Zoo Atlanta will have won the war.

The hissing sounds like air escaping a football.

Well, the little guy is pretty attached to a manicure.