HAHA MENSTRUATION

MY POOS ARE GENERALLY BROWN AND GREEN BUT DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH ALCOHOL I’VE HAD I’D SAY ITS MORE OF A MAROON COLOR. BLOODY / LOOSE STOOLS ARE NO JOKE, OK THEY’RE A MASSIVE PROBLEM THAT JUST GETS DUMPED ON YOU- MAYBE YOU’RE IN A MEETING AND THINK YOU’RE ABOUT TO MAKE A SPLASH WITH A PROSPECTIVE CLIENT BUT YOUR GUT ROT…

Unfortunately those are: Trump, Pence, or Ryan.

A KOTAKU MEMOIR

THE ONLY WAY TO FIGHT THIS IS TO HAVE EVERY PERSON WITH A DISABILITY SEND NOTARIZED PROOF OF THEIR DISABILITY AND A SMALL FEE FOR S&H TO REGISTER WITH A WATCH GROUP YES WATCH AS IN OVERWATCH I INTENDED FOR THE PUN IN THIS SUGGESTION

You’re right. I meant to put:

“Why can’t the rest of you?”

For the first point- again I mean I’m not defending a group of anarchists who show up and destroy shit. I’m against that. Having said it, I’m WAY MORE against the ideas these Neo Nazi White Supremacists have.

Ah the old “a few anarchists who show up to every demonstration are representative of the larger movement” generalization.

It’s a troll.

It’s a troll.

Your usage was fine and was in no way a “slur”.

SO WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND THE RESPONSE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND/OR NAZIS SHOULD BE? LET ME REMIND YOU THAT “COMPASSIONATE DIALOGUE” DOESN’T EXACTLY WORK. I’LL WAIT.

HEY UNLESS YOU WROTE FOR DEADSPIN YOU CAN’T COMMENT ON DEADSPIN

#HIGHLIGHTTRUTHERS

Yeah man we need to get back to a bartering system or something- now let me go trade 1/60th of a teaching hour for a cup of coffee.

HA I’M SURE YOU WOULD BE AFRAID OF AMERICANS REBELLING

I don’t understand how the Presidency works like, operationally. Are your advisers putting together meetings for you to attend? If you have a particular agenda do you hire someone that your chief of staff recommends that can push it along? Is there a lengthy handover of “in progress” projects and initiatives?

WHEN YOU NUT AND SHE KEEP GOING

FMK: BANNON, TRUMP, CRUZ