I am so excited for this to lead to scintillating conversations with my friends about their recent sports gambling exploits. Thankfully that will lead into a quick side conversation around their fantasy football team, and finally we can discuss a bar they went to last weekend that is one of their favorites and has a…

Nuts to that.

I mean that was the joke- but I’m glad for everyone to wet their beaks.

WELL BASED ON THAT PICTURE HE HAS NO SHOULDERS SO IT’S NO SURPRISE HE CAN’T CARRY HIS TEAM

Kelce needs a timeout.

and somewhere Rex Ryan just passed out from the blood rushing from his brain

Seems like a threat to me.

“It says no ChaitS...We’re allowed to have one.”

Sounds like Antonio Conte may have a stroke.

Bo won’t know for long.

“YEAH I FUCK”

HERSHEY’S SPECIAL IS WHAT JAY GLAZER CALLS IT WHEN HIS WIFE TAKES A DUMP ON HIS CHEST

Well I went to J-School (I assume you mean Jesuit School) and let me tell you someone else who thought to do something on a Friday that was written about on a Monday. It was Jesus Christ and he thought to, oh I dunno, DIE FOR YOUR SINS? And you know what was written about him doing that? Only the most important book…

Tiny snake between a pair of pants.

Previously

What an intelligence leak.

You know when a true legend like Nick Saban can’t get a break and now someone with DAB right in his name is winning championships instead, CFB is just going down the tubes to the endzone dancers and me-first guys. Yuck.

I think you have the cause and effect link backwards but there is just as good a chance that I’m in the wrong.

She was happy they were number one. This was the rough first cut of Inglorious Basterds.

Well many MANY people on Halo have had relations with her so I figure this is less “ripping on me” than “stating a fact” which makes sense on a history podcast post.