If you think Jets could bring down this team you are now sheeple.

There’s only one thing that could topple this tower of a team.

It didn’t suddenly change then, unfortunately. Life is a series of cycles (on a long enough time line). This hasn’t ended and will not end.

Hmmm interesting

T-minus 5 minutes until this relates to the election in some way.

Pictured- the aforementioned jug

140 characters sounds like a lot people to me.

Reports are that Washington is attempting to send 2 1st round draft picks to hire him as defensive coordinator. 

Isn’t that called the “Jackie Chan” defense?

What?! Nothing bad ever happens during Thanksgiving Day pickup games!

No it really hasn’t.

I had a client who wrote that out for every number regardless of how formal the communication was. She meant it in the most passive aggressive way. It still triggers me to this day which I’m sure is hmmm interesting to everyone just thought I would share.

Yeah but when you predict doom all the time if/when it finally happens you can say “I told you so”. Regardless of the timeline. The heat death of the universe will cause a market crash and then he will be proven right.

nah

I was trying to mash together pizzagate and Lebron’s posse and all I could get to was like a Pizza Posse and it reminded me of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Specifically this song:

It’s much harder playing defense than offense right? I mean in terms of making a mistake as a WR means you drop a ball or POTENTIALLY run a route incorrectly leading to a pick. As a defender you basically can play 99% of the game well but the one time you screw up its a TD. I dunno if this is a hot take or a stupid…

You know what else is famous for cheese? Cheese pizzas. Pizzas and politicians go together like Hilary and Comets. Hailey’s comet will be like a ping pong ball that passes by our planet, surely trying to doom us. Really makes you think.

So FitBit generates less anger and bad will by just not buying it up at all and letting it completely fail?