LOL

It’s like peering into Chip Kelly’s future.

Why are we reposting articles from the Jim Zorn era in Washington?

Spin’s Law:

Well I’m sure their PR department doesn’t know how to respond to hollerin’.

I mean I think there’s a certain amount of “that is hilarious because it’s so fucked up” like when you see poo in a urinal, but I’m only saying that as a guess and in no way have any experience with anything about this because to be honest I don’t know what we’re even talking about that is so immature.

Edgy, bro.

I thought Drake was peed on?

Suuuure. I’m reminded of a time during an electronic/computer music class I was taking. I had done a really bad job transitioning from one section to another but was rushed and turned it in anyway. During class the teacher commented on it, and I made up on the spot “Oh well I was inspired by that painting of man…

Hold on- are we or are we not waiting for Superman?

I wonder what Alex Pareene thinks of this...

I think after that one he’s been forced to forget and forget

Yeah...it was a serious concussion that made you call the teacher “mommy”! Yeah that’s it! Next reunion is going to be so much better!

You were right, just not for the reasons you intended.

Oh my god ohmygodohmygod MARCHMAN!!!!!

Down ballot? More like ‘dro-ballot riiiiiiiiight?

America has typically progressed through incremental, painful steps. It’s the “2 steps forward” analogy but closer to “2 steps forward 1.75 steps and a hesitant look back”. When you’re actually stepping back it’s miserable because you’re literally watching things going the wrong way. But it’s about context and…

Two things.

Who of the staff is the most butt?