The Cleveland Indians should have “sorry guys” as their pinned tweet.

What a horrible, horrible cover to a book. I was half expecting to see some bold yellow text “DID OBAMA BIRTH ELVIS LIZARD BOY?” going across.

So I know this is pretty pretentious, but Cage was really into randomness in composition and performance. So for him, that was a beautiful displays of that. No two will be the same (coughing, sniffing, shifting in seats, the acoustics of the venue).

Paul Landapunchsky? Are we doing this? Are we really doing this?

Or just like experimental ambient drone: Natural Snow Buildings - Daughter of Darkness V

Someone: “But think of The Game!”

no, but I did need a new account.

The Browns still exist? BOOM ROASTED YESSIR STILL GOT IT

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

You’re one of those smug people who is a hot dog. A sandwich pun should be beneath you. Go ahead and relish in it, but try and catch up with the rest of us, intellectually.

Hey now, here in New York we appreciate someone figuring out their order before getting in line. Who doesn’t psych themselves up before hitting a buffet?

Fuck you guys.

Not worth it.

#MattRyanPlayoffs

interesting

2nd Amendment Folks are nothing if not predictable.

That last story is appalling. I can’t believe he didn’t wash his hands!

I’m sorry- who??!

If this happens to you it should be mandatory that you’re placed on the NSA watch list.