When's he going to make a movie about the real monster: inflation?

You know what they say: the first step is blithely ignoring that you have a problem. Heaven forfend that an executive should have to spend five seconds reflecting on a culture that has real negative impacts on real employees' real lives.

It's heartbreaking to see so much good mercury wasted when it could have made such fine cosmetics and medicial linimints.

It's a tad depressing to know that Prince is dead in every conceivable reality.

Fixed it. This may shock you, but the person joking about an internet movie review at midnight may not have been the most sober typist.

What I want to know is: when will a movie about planes answer the real question? Is man meant to fly or should that be left as the province of angels?

I think you're forgetting The Enforcer, Josey Wales, the Beguiled, the Gauntlet, Pale Rider, and I's maybe even throw Play Misty for Me in there.

I never know how to feel about him. On the one hand, many of his movies have exceptional roles for women. On the other, Sondra Locke. This article helped bring some nuance to the discussion but I still don't know.

I had no idea electricity made worms evil. I did know however that it made eels jerks.

I can't suspend disbelief hard enough to buy anyone being even momentarily unhappy with beloved character actress Margo Martindale as a mother. Having Mr. Jenkins, Ms. Kendrick, and Charlie "Milk Steak" Day in your life couldn't hurt either.

So have we now passed from the McConaissance to the McConbaroque, where everything is heightened and stylized to absurd degrees? If so, I'm really not looking forward to the inevitable McConrococo, although I'm cautiously optimistic about the McCondada.

Miles Teller looks like he's auditioning for a Ted Cruz biopic.