Cant tell if the chill celebrity weddings are an image thing/performative or if it's genuine. 

People who say “Judeo-Christian” should look into why we Ashkenazi Jews get tested for Tay-Sachs.

*nearly 30

Johnson, not Fanning.

Chris Martin is dating Dakota Johnson, who’s early 30, not Dakota Fanning.

Yeah, this seems more like they’re waiting for the kids to move out before they move in together.

Yeah I get that she’s trying to exaggerate for effect but over 7 billion people currently existing were given birth to, so too the billions others who have existed prior. Pregnancy is far from being a super human achievement.  

It was taken out of context, those who know him know this is not how he is really like, he has gay friends, he was hacked when he was on ambien, it was a joke and he’s just asking questions

What’s his Grindr handle? 

You are half correct. I am friends with people at BIG CANDY (for real). There is a general trend to make products smaller in order to reduce calories and sugar content seen in serving sizes on the DL. This is an industry-wide strategy to preempt mandated regulations to do so.

I will defend baked beans for breakfast. I’m an ex-pat living in the UK and for some reason baked beans work. I swear! Just try it!

Okay, Lance.

There are new candy bars.  They are called protein bars. 

I really don't see your silly "foon" idea catching on

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

This show is the best.

I don’t have anything groundbreaking to add here, just wanted to say that I went to high school with James (Jamie Holzhauer, as he was known back then) and his brother Ian at Naperville North in the late 90s/early 2000s, and they were both super nice guys that treated everyone the same regardless of clique/social…

Ivanka, Kath definitely wore it better:

Sorry, but the correct response was “What is, Annapolis?”

That blouse is horrific. It must have cost $$$$$.