2 votes is all we need. That’s why the pressure on Collins and Murkowski. (As a side note: of COURSE everyone’s depending on the women to clean up the mess men made.)

He’s gonna show it now, isn’t he? :-(

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

She’s not at the Waldorf Astoria, she’s somewhere on First Avenue in a building with “spectacular views.”

It looks hot. Look at her, she looks hot. It’s not complicated.  

Unless it’s one of those straight-but-curious-jockboy-goes-gay-for-pay pornos. He even has the perfect frat-bro look for it. He can get like $200 for one scene, which, lets face it, is more than The Bachelor is paying him.

What could go wrong?
Everything. Everything will go wrong.

This line of thinking keeps a lot of parents in terrible marriages. Kids can and do thrive in ALL types of families.

Which organizations are best for donations? I currently donate to RAICES, but would like to give help other orgs, too. 

Have we done NRA TV taking on - wait for it - *Thomas the Tank Engine* yet?

I’m no expert...but I think he’s doing it wrong by using “thing” as a hashtag.

Yup! Like, dude, don’t swim in that water. Duh.

I’m from New York city and I cringe each time these assholes claim that’s where they come from.

The new definition defines it as “unwelcome conduct on the basis of sex that is so severe, pervasive and objectively offensive that it denies a person access to the school’s education program or activity.”

“So, yes, he called me names, insinuated that my wife has mental health problems and skeletons in her closet, and also called my dad a murderer. But please vote for Trump this November 8th!” - how I imagine Cruz’s phone bank stumping for Donald went.

Come on, that’s not true at all.

Especially when you recall that Cruz meekly forgot about Trump calling his wife names and accusing his dad of killing JFK. 

I live in Waco and was just realizing today that I have yet to see a single Cruz sign (not that I‘m actually lookung). Beto is everywhere.

Actually, eggs, asparagus, some cheese, and some olives with three glasses of wine sounds amazing. Also, it sounds like one fucking meal.