Petiana is adorable, and I really wish those crazy kids all the best. I hope they enjoy this first blush of pure joy...because there is no way this relationship lasts more than two years, tops.

This eminent scientist is on it goddess

If they could let me give my brother my citizenship, I would do it without hesitation. He doesn’t deserve to live this way. The guy’s a fucking boy scout. He loves this country and it’s killing him that he can’t join the military to serve it. He’s way more courageous than most, too. After the election he accelerated…

Plus it helps preserve institutional knowledge as former colleagues can come and say, “hey John, you’ve left some shitty documentation, why the hell does plan X include step Y and should we really do that given current situation Z?”

“Hmm, what’s TradLife?”

Michelle Wolf didn’t actually make fun of Sanders’ looks, though. The actual quote: “she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” How is saying someone has “perfect” makeup insulting her looks?

Corporations will be automating everything they can as quickly as they can whether or not there is a minimum wage increase. See: parking attendants, cashiers, bank tellers. Any corporation claiming otherwise is lying.

this is too fucking early for this trash

can we not. please. just let these losers fade into the background of the shit inferno that is our country.

You know what? When it comes out, it won’t even matter. That word is, most likely, thrown around, liberally, by his supporters, his cabinet, those in his administration and like-minded politicians. Spineless Republicans wouldn’t even say shit.

Do they even need to? Are people actually going to care or is this going to lead to racist everywhere feel empowered even more to use the n word left and right? At this point, is there anything that would cause them to turn their back on Cheetolini? 

Comment of the day?

couldn’t have said it better myself

FBI: We’re going to steal the election from Donald Trump by framing Trump and not going after Hillary! We’re going to accomplish that by publicly announcing the Hillary investigation, publicly excoriating Hillary even as we clear her, publicly reopening the Hillary investigation right before the election, and not…

If he did, what will happen? He mocked a disabled reporter during the election. He openly mocked them for being disabled, and nothing happened. Ok, something happened, he was voted in as president by the Electoral College. There was a tape of him bragging about sexually abusing women, still voted in as president. As…

They can guarantee there was no collusion, they can guarantee North Korea has stopped its nuclear program, they can guarantee there is widespread voter fraud, they can guarantee there is no human-caused climate change, they can guarantee Mexico is going to pay for a wall, they can guarantee there was no Russian…