I have no earthly clue who this chick is. I don’t think I have ever once heard her name before today and could not give you a single word of her music to save. my. life.

I think maternity flight suits are a great idea. I was never more ready to blow a motherfucker out of the sky than when I was pregnant.

I’m surprised by my own feelings about getting the vaccine. Although my BMI qualifies as obese, I think my asthma is intermittent or mild as opposed to moderate/severe, which means it doesn’t qualify as a comorbidity. I was strangely relieved to find out that probably meant I did not qualify to be vaccinated. Because…

I think what she’s trying to say is that progressives often encourage people to “trust the science” on issues of climate change, covid, etc. and yet they refuse to accept the scientific fact (in her view) of two and only two genders, and therefore progressives are hypocrites.

Right?  I’m not even sure my hair can do that anymore.

This hits close to home. My FIL is a big Rush guy and my husband listened to a lot of it growing up. He’s still on speaking terms with his parents, but it’s a tough relationship, and their virulent, nasty, heartless conservatism is a big part of that. I would love to be angry at the Rushes of the world, and sometimes…

I was talking to my 8yo son the other day about how, one day, this will be a really interesting period of history to have lived through and his kids or grandkids might want to know about what it was like to be kid during Covid, just like I asked my parents about the 60s Civil Rights Movement or my grandparents about…

Couldn’t have said it better myself. He is quite obviously making a play to scoop up Trump’s voters and become Deplorable in Chief. Don’t know if it will work (that “charisma of a moist sock” thing is dead-on), but if it does, we are super fucked. Unlike Trump, Cruz is smart and craves actual power not just adoration.…

Exactly my thought. Without a bathroom, what’s the point? Honestly, it makes more sense to have the “man cave” (guh, I hate both these terms) outdoors because they can more easily pee outside.

“You’re not going to win every one of these,” he continued. “I don’t want to say it’s because of a Democrat judge or whatever. Some of them are just as fair as anybody. But in some cases you win, in some cases you lose.”

I would be simultaneously terrified of and deeply grateful for a President Mom.

Trump is what losers think a winner looks like. 

This star is yours. Enjoy it!

My husband and I have three biological kids.  Each one was wanted and planned for and is very much loved. We have the resources to give them all their needs and a lot of their wants. We are working diligently to raise them into thoughtful, caring, resilient people, and when I see them thriving and doing good in the…

Ok, somebody has to say it: Fucking snowflake!

Ivanka looks . . . different. In her face. Either she gained a little weight in lockdown or she has some new fillers that are settling in. Because gaining weight during a stressful time would be understandable and humanizing, I think we can safely rule that out.

We have a mostly empty bottle of very expensive scotch in our liquor cabinet that is older than I am.  We are saving the last sip for: 1) Biden’s inauguration or 2) Trump’s death.  Whichever comes first. 

Why do the very basic, barely even smart thing, just the fucking obvious thing, when you can step on your own dick every minute of every day?

To paraphrase The Princess Bride (the most flamboyantly unrealistic portrayal of romantic love, in the best possible way), “Marriage is settling, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.”

It’s hard for me to associate Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin with the word “adult” in any context.