Y’know what else I love about Christian Siriano? He partnered with brands like Payless (RIP) to make cute clothes and accessories that were AFFORDABLE. Ditto Jessica Simpson.

Self. Hating. Fat People.

Yes.  It is very important not to lose sight of how deeply ugly that garment is.

Seriously, if she took a look through popular plus size retailers she would see they are ALL FRICKIN’ ABOUT A PRINT! And not little ditsy prints - big ass prints in every color of the rainbow. Frickin front page of Eloquii — print bonanza. Asos Curve - printopia! Even the OG Lane Bryant loves a print. It’s such a…

You might think so, but you may want to check in with former House Majority Leader Boehner and Senator Crapo first.

The same could be said for Bannon himself, the former Trump official and campaign strategist who architected the Muslim ban and has since attempted to organize the far-right movement in Europe.

Can we get to the real story here?  That fugly tangled seatbelt dress she’s wearing?

It’s just really, really hard to go against CFA in the South. Even the most secular liberal types I know there put their beliefs aside to indulge in the sweet tea.

Oh, worry not, internet friend. We hit three all the time. When we hit three, they go to the corner. Because that’s what “three” means.

Also not poor and the happy owner of a CZ engagement ring and a CZ wedding band. Can confirm that diamonds are not essential to great marriages. Part of the reason was are not poor and have a great marriage is that we’re really synched up on saving for the future and not overspending on stuff.

I’m a fan of, “Because I asked you to.” I did not tell them to do something. I asked. And my moral authority is such that the mere ask should be enough to ensure compliance.

That’s the thing about this vein of 90s music. Even if I wouldn’t necessarily like it now, it meant so much to me then. 

TL/DR: VOTE BLUE, NO MATTER WHO.

Y’know, not really my thing (although those wide leg pants look commmmmmfy).

What makes these parents think if they can’t get their kid into a certain college based on their merits, that the kid will succeed once they get there? Is the plan to just keep badgering and bribing the college to keep them from flunking your kid? And then what? More badgering and bribing to keep them employed? And…

Every night parents sit down with their kids and work through tears and frustration, or just plain boredom, to constantly try to improve the future situations of our children. This awful handwriting says nothing negative to me about the person who penned it. It says fucking loads about the kind of parent who has this…

Thank you! I read that like three times because I know of exactly zero old people who can stay up past 9.  Let alone those who are willing to go out and run errands at night when they might encounter hooligans.

Obligatory

I once embroidered a patch for a quilt to be given to my nephew. Being only minimally skilled, I picked something very simple—3 balloons, blue, green, and pink. My usually pretty progressive mom tut-tutted the pink balloon. Because apparently any exposure to the color pink makes baby boys’ dicks fall off.*