I sort of hope Florida Man meets his soulmate, Dallas Woman.

Stars. You can have all of mine.

It’s like . . . he doesn’t have a face. I don’t know any other way to explain it. He has all the features of a normal face, but they don’t . . . coalesce. It’s all just a single smooth plane. It’s frightening.

Ya—the GOP tax plan has been priced in to the stock market for weeks if not months. It may continue to go up (irrational exuberance is a hell of a drug), but this idea that it will soar once people “understand and appreciate” it is stupid.

It also bears repeating that, in aggregate, Dems got around 200,000 votes more—10 points—than then GOP. And JUST BARELY got to a tie.

It probably went to a handful of women who brought formal complaints. Thousands got nothing at all.

Won’t be the last.

I feel like if I punched him, my fist would just be absorbed into his cheeks and he would be unharmed and still smiling.

LOOK HOW FUCKING PLEASED HE IS!

Have you been checked for nasal polyps? I thought for years that Flonase was useless for exactly that reason—too stuffed up to work. Turns out there was a physical blockage. Easily treated with short course steroids. Your results may vary, but really helped me a ton.

Dow goes up, Dow goes down. Presidents don’t deserve much credit or blame for either. One day, the Dow will start to fall. And I’m VERY interested to see how he’ll respond that happens. I’m sure he’ll step up, take responsibility, and start immediately pushing for policies to ease the burden on those hurt most. LOL…

Man, good for you. I remember dealing with attacks when I was kid and my inhaler was lost or empty or whatever. It was terrifying.

So, we have a high deductible plan w/o prescription coverage, and I believe we pay around $250-$300 for a 120 puff inhaler. $800 a month sounds really steep, even for asthma controllers, but I had a hell of a time trying to figure out what these things actually cost, so anything’s possible.

Overshare time - for the longest time, I hated Flonase. Turns out, that congested feeling I had was actually nasal polyps and none of the medicine was getting where it needed to go (ask me how many people I saw before the world’s oldest allergist figured this out by sticking a flashlight up my nose—JUST ASK ME!). One…

Blergh. Feel better.

Jesus—no allergies or asthma in the house?

I agree. It’s been more than 10 years since I lived in OH, and I hadn’t thought about Donatos in a very long time. I saw your comment and was like, “Oh yeah . . .” I was making a pretty semantic point about square cut vs the long rectangle pieces. Regardless, I don’t think anyone would argue that OH has any kind of…

IMHO, Donatos is not so much square cut, as “long rectangle” cut. I knew a few places in central OH that did it this way, but never thought of it as a thing. There was also relatively little cheese on those because the crust was cracker thin. But so freaking much pepperoni!

Lol. Female attorneys are some of the swearingest motherfuckers on the planet.

Came down here to say this. Attorneys curse A LOT. Particularly litigators.