It really seems like it is time for you to move on from reviewing SNL. It isn’t that you are necessarily incorrect in your reviews (generally speaking, I agree with about 2/3 of whatever you have to say any given week) but rather you have nothing left to really say about SNL.

I’ve complained about this before, and here I am again. *Why* do you keep framing excerpts from Jessica Simpson’s memoir that deal with her childhood sexual abuse as something salacious that you want to read immediately so you’ll be up on all the ~*hot goss*~?!!

Listen, the #boymom and #girldad shit is dumb as fuck but this is fucking unnecessary.

Maggie Rogers looks lovely don’t you dare hate. (I was a teacher at her high school and used to bake brownies with her and her friends in my apartment on dorm, I will be forever protective and in awe of this magical little being.)

“There's a lot happening" is a really crappy and insensitive way to frame an article about Jessica Simpson being sexually abused as a child.

“around the only good daytime host left on television”

I don’t get what people find so inexplicable about Corey Booker and Rosario Dawson. They’re both attractive and successful in their respective fields. He’s very smart and, while I don’t know much about Dawson, she seems to have a good head on her shoulders, too. They seem to have good chemistry and they share the same…

Really wish Jez would respect the Sussexes a little bit and drop the stupid nickname. I hate that so much. Meghan has been through enough already, as Jez used to point out. Yes she is a rich famous person but so are many women Jez crushes on (Cardi i.e). She seems to be a charitable and decent person who got caught up…

But Jennifer Lopez can’t act, or sing, she’s very good at being Jennifer Lopez.

Can you imagine if the genders in the title were reversed?

Reading your summary of that article correction is giving me flashbacks to how I thought other people watched me when I had my eating disorder. Why was there such scrutiny on what and when she did or didn’t eat in the first place?

We’re living in the worst timeline, because the HFPA are considering bringing back Amy Poehler and Tina Fey as the hosts for the 2021 ceremony.

Man DB is just unnecessarily mean lately.  

“Also, what were Beyoncé and Jay-Z even doing there?”

...why the fuck is Jezebel giving any attention to people like Jeffree Star and Jake Paul? And why the fuck is this the only place that I ever hear about them?

“My heart is full.”

“I’m a sick fuck.I like a quick fuck.”

Anyone who has dealt with this stuff with their aging parents will recognize the evasiveness, secrecy and reluctance to accept outside help as being extremely common and just part of the immense stress and heartache of seeing elderly parents deal with a progressive disease. I mean, I guess it could also be a sign of…

Ahhhhhh America. The land where if an educator ever hopes of earning a wage that will take them slightly beyond the nerve wracking paycheck to paycheck lifestyle, they have to spend decades of their lives earning a masters degree and numerous certifications in hopes of getting the slight comfort of tenure. But a…

Look, it’s hard to fake a smile knowing there are packs of roving windmills mercilessly hunting down bald eagles and no one can stop them but you.