Right?? I just don’t get this guy’s appeal. 

Jennifer Esposito was married to Bradley Cooper for four months in 2006 and 2007, which qualifies her to have an opinion on whatever is happening between him and A Star Is Born co-star Lady Gaga.

When I got a new job, going from $11 an hour to $28 an hour, the first thing I told my new employer was “hey, can you lower me back to $11 an hour? Because, you know, I want to feel like I’m working for what I get.”

“I put my drink down,” Nick recalled to Vogue when spying his wife on that special night. “Get on one knee—this is in front of a bunch of people—and I say, ‘You’re real. Where have you been all my life?’ Like, loud.”

The order of the photos should match the order of descriptions because that is how captions have worked since captions were invented. 

I love these posts and I look forward to them so much! I wish that the order of the pictures would match the order of the descriptions in the paragraphs because I am Out Of Touch and I don't always know who everyone is.

I thought it was funny. I sat on my couch, miserable from an awful week, and had a laugh. The freshman news was funny.......(“a bunch of the cool kids have cold sores....lets take a closer look at why”) The news was ok, not their best, but Micheal Che’s heavy sigh about Trump jokes was great, and the Jules thing was…

At this point, I sincerely hope Kim’s trolling us. Because that sounds like a miserable prison of her own making. 

Yeah, I don’t get the negative review at all. It was a solid enough episode, not outstanding but not bad. Halsey was fine. And there was some strong material in there. I think maybe you’ve reviewed SNL for too long. Maybe a fresh set of eyes is needed.

They also disagreed about the infamous “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” jacket that the First Lady wore to the U.S.-Mexico border. (Melania, according to these sources, thought the trip would not get attention without such a brazen fashion gesture. In an interview with ABC News in October, she said that she wore the…

Jack is pretty much the ONLY person I’ll forgive for this.

This obsessions with Pete Davidson’s junk is fucking creepy as shit.

I definitely do not like my massages accompanied by live keyboard music. 

There is nothing more exhilarating than being in the passenger seat of a car being driven by someone in their advanced years.

As I recall, one of Stewart’s initial defenses of Weiner (until it became that was him) was that he would have remembered if the guy had a bulge like that.

Anybody know Anna’s phone number?

How ‘bout.... Michael Douglas and.... Danny DeVito!

Donald Trump does NOT know the word “intransigence” 

I’ve been on Weight Watchers (WW) for years and she is right, it is a lifestyle. And one that saved my life.

She wanted to be a model. Desperately. No agency thought she had the looks or the skills, so daddy got her into the celebrity division at Elite. Still no luck.