Steve Harvey can go away and never come back.

Awwww....Maura Tierney was totally my biggest crush for a long time during the Newsradio heyday. Glad she’s ok...

I read Pauly D as Pauly Shore and imagined Shore saying “Have a a canolli, buuuuuddy!”.  My 80’s teen years are showing.

I have to give Jenna Lyons some credit for J. Crew going into the toilet as well. 

Thank you and enjoy learning the name Ivy Supersonic!

I know it’s not a popular take around these parts, but I’m going to mourn John McCain.

I have two kids with a Ben type and I still save his ass and only for them. He’s a decent human when he’s not doing the self-destructive thing. Will I let him close to me ever again? Nope.

Any kindergartener could tell you no one likes a tattle-tale, man. Be Best.

Everleigh, Savannah, and Cole. They couldn’t be whiter if they tried. 

Yeah he’s ... he's just fucking mentally damaged.

Speaking of Trump’s tweets, this is funny, almost hilarious and also fucking sad. Anyhow, watch for laughter, it’s Friday ;)

I have a theory that Angela would be the most successful bank robber ever. Any witness would describe her age as between 25 to 35. She would NEVER get caught.

Tweets about Omarosa summarized:

After Beckford critiqued her appearance (which is it’s own brand of awful behavior)

OMG YES!! I HATE THIS FUCKING SONG SOOOOO MUCH...I don’t even know where I hear it but it’s been in my head for days.  Is it on a commercial?

I’m starting to think Roseanne is a bit of an unpleasant individual.

Thank you for asking. :) It went well for the most part. It wasn’t quite what I thought it was going to be, but she’s gonna think on it for a week and see if she can fit me and train me to be :::gulp::: an accountant. Not sure it’s my calling, but at least I’ve had an interview!

I was going to say something nice about the look on Kate’s face when she looks at her children, but then I started worrying about getting nasty replies because I know there are people who can find something negative to say even about a mother's adoration of her kids

Don’t these people have any handlers who actually vet the people and groups they speak with? I used to line up media opps for the top people in the companies I worked for, and if I didn’t recognize the outlet or the organization, it was my job to make sure that they were legit. Not hard. 

It must be said, your mother is part of a very large club. Not only because she dated Warren, but because she also dumped him.