I think the squint is due to the fact that it’s the only way she can stand to look at her husband.

“Indeed, on Tuesday Simpson and husband Eric Johnson welcomed their fifth child...”

Huffman’s kid is a high school senior. She’s not getting expelled - she’s just not getting in anywhere. Acceptances aren’t coming out for weeks. I cannot imagine any school would take her now that all this has come to light. Loughlin’s kids (or a least one) have already graduated, so there’s that. A guy in my…

Thank you!!! Also, I need you to accompany me to the bank next week for a meeting about a home loan.  

I am super tired so maybe it’s just me but... does that third tweet make any sense? Maybe it’s the random capitalization or the poor sentence structure or the fact that the person writing it is a weapons grade idiot, but it reads like a line from Anchorman to me (“They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it…

Ha! Yes, a casserole. I can absolutely picture Melania mixing up a can of cream of mushroom soup with some green beans and throwing some Durkee fried onions on it. Definitely.

I’ve got £1.249,999 if you can pitch in the rest!!

YES!  I thought I was the only one!!!  I confuse easily to begin with, but add that to being out of touch... 

“Would you agree that Kellyanne Conway looks a lot like the Lady Elaine Fairchilde puppet from Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood?”

Her name is Ivanka

Amen. My mother has Alzheimers (more than six years now) and caring for her is a stress I would never have imagined. I have hives on my chest, I don’t sleep at night (I equate it to having a child - every creek and footstep wakes you up with a feeling of, “why are you up? where are you going? what’s wrong?”), and…

Gladys Kravitz approves of this gif

“I told Waka that if we made it five years I wanted my dream wedding,”

Clearly Charlotte will be the one to have the talk. She is the only one in that family who has the stones* to confront him.

NO!!! Stewart and Weiner roomed together?! How did I miss that!?! I need to spend the rest of the night Googling that and reading all about it. thank you!!

I am all for Kirsten Gillibrand running it means we get to see more Connie Britton (they roomed together during a semester abroad). Maybe she will stump for her and we can all enjoy a Tami Taylor!!

Recently, this web site has published two stories regarding obituaries about women that were unfairly focused on someone other than the deceased and framed the woman’s life only in respect to the men in it.

“I’ve been offered tons of shows, [including] The Bachelorette. I’m flattered, but that in no way furthers my objective of being a great real estate developer.”

Wow. I would not have recognized him without the headline. That is a lot of work he’s had done. You do you, Aaron Samuels... but Miss Norbury would be very disappointed.

I’m interested to know what the audience reaction was to his set. Were they laughing? Did it go over well as a whole? Because this sounds painfully unfunny. I can’t click on the link right now - can someone tell me the general tenor of the situation?