In sports, we call it “media guide height” as in - “The media guide says he’s 6'7"? So he’s what, 6'3"? Got it”. It’s just assumed they are lying by at least a few inches.

Yeah, I’m not Googling it either. If I get hit by a bus on my way to work, there is no way I want “Republican... duck jammies... possible prostitute” in my search history for someone to find.

Christ on a bike, what the hell am I looking at here!?!?!?!!??! Is this a hazing of some sort? Wha...? Context, Noble!!!!

Enjoy your moment in the spotlight, Fiona. Soon, just like every other new star to emerge, the fat shaming will begin, the name calling, the internet memes, the tabloids quoting vets who have never treated you that you are unhealthy. Don’t let them get to you, honey! You’re perfect just the way you are!!!

I was sort of looking forward to the morning after tweet thanking all five of them for honoring him so bigly at the Kennedy Center.

There is a dog grooming place near me called Snip Doggy Dogg. I laugh every single time I pass it. Two and a half years in this town and it never fails.

Absolutely. Using the Statue of Liberty promotes liberal views. Got it. Well played, Breitbart.

And one point or another, every single one of her friends was a suspect in one of the murders. Every. Single. One. And then she moved out of town and when she got to NYC .... every single one of her friends was a suspect in one of the murders. Move over Ted Bundy, this woman is a pro.

“But these aren’t Hawaiians. These are Guamians”

Agreed. Say what you want about the guy, but he is intelligent and is good at what he does. Not a lot of people can interview Paris Hilton one night and a survivor of the Chilean coal mine disaster the next. He’s quick and he’s smart. I’ll watch.

Don’t worry.. the last seasons weren’t that great. The earlier ones were a lot more fun - especially the ones in Cabot Cove, when no one blinked an eye at the astonishing murder rate of a tiny coastal town.

He couldn’t find Guam on a map of Guam.

Jessica Fletcher FTW. Always.

I agree with spreebree - Laura Bennati is a treasure. Look her up on YouTube (her recent visit to Colbert is adorable) and you’ll fall in love and your decision will be made.

I love both Olsen and Plaza, but I wasn’t as excited to see it as I am now after reading this.

Thank goodness. I thought I posted it like, three or four times and I was going to get banned. And thank you. :) Yes, she is very sweet.

Please to enjoy... Sweet Baby. She is done reading the paper and taking a break from the ridiculousness of what she’s read.

“I can’t complain when they don’t say anything and then complain when they do.”

I can’t even imagine how his body will react on Day 112 when he eats a piece of solid food. That is not going to be a pretty sight. Dude, if you want to fuck up your system, there are a lot faster (see what I did there?) ways to get the job done.

This is the best show on television. No doubt. If the were an actual TV series, Trump would finally have at least one positive approval rating.