Pretty much sums it up...

Those Mr. Plow ads are getting weirder and weirder.

The OEM horn on my Miata just died so I’m replacing it with the dual tone horn from my first car: a 1995 Monte Carlo. I snipped them off before I scrapped it.

I have seen MKT limos that say “TOWN CAR” on the front door just above the rockers . SACRILEGE!!

Insert Star Trek warp speed sound.

How it really went down:
“Oh shit! It’s the cops! I have to get off the phone! I’ll call you la....AAAKK...GHKKK....!!!!”

I felt the same way about an Avis Impala LTZ I rented for a week in LA two years ago. I doubt an Impala has been so abused down Mulholland as that one but it took it like a champ and then resumed sedate freeway cruising like it hadn’t happened. We’re all entitled to a guilty pleasure. Yours is an Avalon. Mine’s is an…

I spoke to a limo driver about that. Their Town Cars are dying off and they were replacing them with MKTs which the customers don’t like. They tried Genesis sedans and the customers LOATHED them. He wishes they’d just update the powertrains on the Panthers with more fuel efficient options and kept cranking them out.

Wrong. You need one of these. I drove one this weekend that belonged to my new gf’s father. I’m sure my ex has gotten wind of the Facebook posts by now.

It used to be hard rock, now it’s dubstep. Times change I suppose. I’m with you, give me the engine noise and radio chatter.

Me as I click on the video: “God, I hope this is set to dubstep.”
*click*
BWAAABWAAABWAAB.....
Me: “Hah! Nice...”

I refer the jury to the case of Vincent Vega vs. The Dickless Piece of Shit:

My left eyebrow is slowly rising.

My theory about Lexus has always been thus:

Lexus is the pretty, pleasant, well-mannered, thoughtful girl. The one your parents like and the one who gets along with your friends and even when there’s the odd disagreement, you never go to bed angry. Always been there for you. Always will be.

But then you find yourself…

Need to see the interior. But so far, so good. Now there’s a choice beyond Jaguar for a non-traditional, stylish mid-size luxury performance sedan. That’s not a bad thing.

I wouldn’t mind buying a complete stripper Mirage with a manual and crank windows and absolutely abusing it just to see how much it would take.

Does it come with crank windows?

Some has to do a gif of the cat saying “Lana. Lana! LANAAAAAA!!!!!!”

My Dog Park Principle applies here:

F-14 Tomcat ultralight.

Is your car a full on off-road 4x4 or a Honda Element? If not, forget it.