How do you miss a nest of mice during a walkaround?

"...and this children is called a Dodge Charger Hellcat. After President Palin enacted the 'Every Man for Himself Act' and disbanded the government in the late 2010s, the American public used these to outrun hordes of Ebola zombies ."

Glad you took my advice on the slo mo burnout video.

Look for Ryanair's new "Windswept Class" seating coming in the spring.

Mid '80s 9C1s were a staple of my movie-watching childhood. Mostly in LAPD livery. You can have your Holden knock-offs, this is the one I'd have.

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Voila! The Infiniti Q50 Hybrid. It's sporty like a sporty ol' sport sedan, it's stylish so both your wife and the college girl your clumsily hitting on at the bar are impressed, and it's a hybrid so you don't hurt the baby polar bears.

I still don't care for the first round of Bangle-ism. The subsequent evolutions in my opinion are far more appealing - with my personal favourite being the current Z4. Is it because there's less controversy in their design given the course change when Bangle first introduced the 7 and 5 series? Is it that everyone…

I'd feel good about buying it until someone pulls up next to me in a Cayman S or a Carrera. And I'd curse my thriftiness. But that would be fleeting. Because you get to pull up next to someone in a brand new Civic and see that same look on their face.

I'd like to see a send-off video with lots of slow-motion burnouts, powerslides, 'spolsions, maybe a jump or two, and have it all set to "Stars and Stripes Forever." I think it would be a good use of your Thanksgiving weekend.

Needs someone walking away in slo mo.

I had a similar period of conflict a few years ago. Take from it what you will:

In 2009 I bought a 1994 Miata M Edition for $2500. I was the SEVENTH owner of this car whom I bought from a mechanic. Suffice it to say the car was a poster child for deferred maintenance. The body was a bit bondo-ey, the seats were a bit…

I find your lack of snow tires disturbing.

The only Starfleet officer that wears a skinny tie.

Didn't realize Worf was also in the Soviet Navy...

Blipping the throttle on a downshift with the exhaust note of that supercharged V6...

There's a lot of blank space underneath the headlights. Not sure how I feel about that. I'd need to see it in person.

But what we won't get is a manual. A six-speed automatic will be the only available option in the U.S., despite Mazda teasing us at tonight's reveal with this:

Let's cut to the chase: how many Ukrainian hookers will the trunk hold?

Sales are set to begin this spring, but prices haven't been announced just yet.