God I hope Episode IX is just an homage to The Force Awakens.

I love A Fistful of Dollars as much as the next guy, but it would have been fucking weird if it had been called Yojimbo.

The article literally says the adaptation takes place in “New Manhattan.” Pretty safe bet that this won’t be taking place in Japan.

And before you “But it doesn’t need to take place in Japan” me, the significance of Japan’s connection with the A-Bomb is a significant motif in the movie.

No, we’re implying the Trump family is, the honored Trumo family thankfully remains unscathed in all this

You think that’s effective? You should try it as a logo...

If you told me five years ago there is a group of Americans that make the Juggalos look sane and reasonable...

Oh, it’s definitely a Nazi symbol for good now. Can’t stop that. But this guy can still sue the crap out of everyone who uses it.

There is a lot to be learned from M.A.S.H. reruns.

just that shot of eugene & hitler on the bus was great!

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Yes this is a very consistent error that is made here. Really annoying when it’s literally a joke spelled out in the trailers.

Yup. She’s seen responding to people talk. She’s on a phone in one trailer.

Likewise, I appreciated the Eugene and Hitler subplot. I just like seeing Noah Taylor in things I guess. But it was interesting to see him humanize Hitler. Now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d be writing.

Well then, I guess there’s nothing to do but apologize on behalf of the creators for not meeting your visual standards ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

“Set in a post-apocalyptic Africa...”

So after colonialism.  

She had him killed.

Hillary Clinton is exactly like Cersei Lannister, in that both of them blame their failures on everyone else.

The review is stuck in the grays?

... and this is when I say Fuuuuuck Kinja.