“Wellness for me is like a greediness. It’s not enough for me that I’m not sick. I have to be well. This is something you can buy.”

My boss at the time suggested I read it. I read it.

She later told me not to marry my now-husband because he would seriously limit my career growth and ruin my life (because he already had kids and that was “viewed poorly”).

Ironically, he’s a stay-at-home parent allowing me to chase my dreams in leadership which…

I read it. I thought it was okay until I read the part about always smiling whenever you ask for something.

Facebook isn’t even trying to be good at dealing with scrutiny!

I couldn’t suspend my disbelief that Charlize Theron would be jealous of Stewart’s beauty.  Or anyone else’s beauty.

I actually hope Olivia and John made it work, and then add a third named Newton.

If we’re rewriting the Constitution, let’s just get parliamentary system going and institute ranked choice voting.

“The statement went on to say that In-N-Out refuses to become the “vaccination police””

So you’re not in favor of bars carding patrons at the door?

Yes, it’s a business’ responsibility to ensure a safe environment for workers and customers both. That includes an environment free of physical hazards, proper sanitation standards are met, and, yes, that customers and workers are vaccinated to prevent the spread of an extremely contagious virus that has killed ~700K…

I find surfers’ attitude especially grating because their hobby takes place in the OCEAN, which is A) no one’s property and B) expansive as fuck. There will be another wave, Chad.

I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED, that a company that prints Christian verses on its packaging also turns out be part of God’s Army fighting against the evil of, um, vaccines.

surfer are notoriously unfriendly people if you live anywhere near the beach. they are objectively territorial and not very welcoming of anyone new or inexperienced (occasionally justified, since it can be annoying if someone is inexperienced and ruins ur wave or whatever). not surprised they’ve decided to be assholes…

Bring back OG Jezebel

Jez was BUILT on this and for this.

Yo FUCK John Mulaney and FUCK Olivia Munn. They’re pieces of shit who publicly danced on the grave of this woman’s marriage.

Good on her for taking the high road and living her best life.

I look forward the inevitable Jez article dissecting the remains of Mulaney…

Shelter Cat Update.

running off all the writers did not help either. nor the fucking slideshows

Even if he doesn’t, I figured the money he got from selling that house gave him the option to buy another fantastic house if he wanted to.

Will admit that I let a tiny thread of hope take hold about Mindhunter. Alas.

Why the fuck did this need to be a slideshow

I wish Death of Stalin had come up here, because I’d love to know how she approached that material/being part of that ensemble from a tonal perspective.