“Families have never had a brighter future,” she warbled at one point, a shit-eating grin pasted to her face like a death rictus.

See, I think the real anti-Semites are the evangelical Christians who support Israel only so all the Jews can return there, thus kickstarting Armageddon, in which the Jews will have only two options: convert to Christianity, OR FUCKING DIE.

Carpet in the kitchen? That's almost as disgusting as having it in the bathroom. 

Can we cancel Timberlake?

You know, Jessica and Justin, I’m the best mom I can be to my kid by making sure he doesn’t die from measles. But that’s just me!

No one cares about your boner

That really is the thing about this current state of the world. In any other scenario, Macron and Johnson would come across as the assholes they actually are. But Trump gives everyone something to focus on. lol

It couldn’t possibly be the fault of Democratic politicians’ obsession with courting the near-mythical “moderate” or “centrist” voter, could it? You know, those folks who (we’re told) will only vote Democrat if the party doesn’t endorse crazy far-left ideas like secure abortion rights, a living wage, real equal rights…

Video games, right? I’m pretty sure we’re supposed to blame video games.

It’s one of the side effects of Clintonism on the Democratic Party.

I for one blame Marilyn Manson!

I have 3 kids and feel your pain. My daughter’s friend refused to vaccinate claiming religious reasons (religion=Facebook) and both of their children got severe cases of chicken pox. The school refused to allow them back for 1 month. They fought the school because they didn’t want to take time off work. The school…

I have a cousin who is anti-vax and doesn’t believe in evolution, but she and her husband relied HARD on IVF and other fertility treatments to get pregnant. How do I tell her she can’t pick and choose which scientific advancements to fall in line with?

Yes, Canadian mining companies are notorious for human rights violations and environmental damage in other countries. Our current PM, Trudeau, and the SNC-Lavalin scandal, is a prime example of continued colonialism. Here in Canada, it doesn’t matter what ‘democratic’ government is elected, they still stand strong…

That’s because Reagan kept his racism and hatred quiet, coded, plausibly deniable, and subtle. Americans don’t want to be reminded they’re bigots when they’re being bigots.

Re: Trump’s Trip to the troops

Wow, Johnny Deep’s really doing his best to make sure anyone who might have missed the prior emails and memos know he’s an insufferable asshole.

Owners and salespeople at overpriced classic car dealerships

Who the fuck keeps asking for more Jay Leno? 

Today’s Politico thinkpiece “Waiting on Obama” focuses on the idea that former President Obama might also be mucking about having a good long think in a cave before emerging to save the 2020 election.