A gift:

I’m glad your cousin was able to be an honest outsider and that you got help. I hope your recovery continues and you don’t get back there again.

please don’t loudly masturbate at the sight of Tumblr-famous “heartthrob” Tom Hiddleston.

Ya - honestly. I would be so disgusted if I was sitting next to someone doing this in public. Even worse, the people around this person paid good money to see Hiddleston on Broadway, and to have it essentially ruined by this experience is fucked up. What is the difference between masturbating in a theatre during a…

Once? Once? In which paradise livest thou?

Assholes love religion because it gives them a seemingly legitimate excuse to be assholes.

As a wedding vendor I would like to go on the record as saying that same sex discrimination of clients is absolute bullshit.

I revered the poet Adrienne Rich for decades and my BFF took me to hear her read and speak at a fancy thing in Kansas City years ago. She was obviously bored and annoyed during the meet & greet and signing and while I can laugh it off, it was odd to have this giant of a woman/poet become just another underwhelming…

It’s truly a wonder to see Catherine O’Hara “fucking nail it” (her words) so consistently in her 60s when there are so many mediocre men who should theoretically be in their comedic prime, and they’re just unable to hit the comedic mark. (Jimmy Fallon, more than half the SNL guys, looking at you fucks)

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

“I want to smell like Johnny Depp’s pancho after his vision quest through the desert.” -Nobody Ever

You’re such a bad faith piece of shit. Do you honestly think people being criticized is “silencing” them? Or is it more likely that you find any criticism of “anti-PC” behavior (in other words, racist, bigoted bullshit) as intolerable and you believe you should be free from consequences of your backwards ass views?

My daughter goes to U of M, and “unenthused” is kind of a weird take on them treating Sasha like another student (because she is one!) and not bowing to her like a Kardashian. They’re excited she’s going there, they’re just chill about it. Kiddo saw the Secret Service detail last school year when Sasha Obama came to…

God, it’s only been three years? It feels like a lifetime. 

So I guess I’m the only one feeling nostalgic after that little girl in the photo is old enough to enroll in college. And that it’s been three years since we’ve had a sane/non-senile/not-a-total-unrepentant-dick president.

Given how part of the Andrew defence is that he never met her when there’s a bloody infamous photo of them meeting he’s not got much hope of getting out of this (there’s also a second woman accusing him of sexually inappropriate behaviour I believe).

John Stamos’s entire purpose in life since he was 19, has been to show up, look pretty (which, job VERY well done there, sir), and spout some cheesy tag lines that pass for basic cable-level humor... and perhaps ride that nostalgia wave into the sunset. I don’t think that critical thinking skills or even a general…

Alley is also a Trumper which makes it so much worse.

The first time I found myself reflexively cheering upon news of a death, without even questioning the propriety of my response, was the day Jerry Falwell (Sr) died.

When Scalia died, I got a text from a friend that said, “Ding dong the witch is dead!!” In response, I wrote a thoughtful, circumspect piece about how even assholes deserve human dignity and I wasn’t going to dance on the man’s grave.