I’d be happy to sacrifice the extra safety weight in order to have more fuel efficiency. I never died once while driving/riding in the old “unsafe” cars, and not for a lack of crashing. And if I had, so what? This planet is already lousy with humans, to the point of approaching unsustainability. Give me better fuel…

No, adding additional structure for crash tests added weight.

Consumers: We want more fuel efficient cars.
Industry: Here’s a 50 mpg CRX.
Consumers: AWESOME.
Government: That’s not safe. Make it heavier.
Industry: These new cars are safe, but not very efficient.
Government: Unacceptable. Make them more efficient.
Physics: Psht. Heh.
Industry: These are safe and efficient, but not in…

This is my time to shine. It is funny that you used a dodge viper as a picture for this. So let’s take a ride back to Georgia in 2009. My parents have a wealthy friend who has a black 2004 viper SRT-10. I have had the chance to drive this car a couple times with adult supervision/passenger. Being the young…

........................ I apologize for these people misrepresenting Christianity to you.

Should put a manual in neutral at every light anyway. Saves wear.

It saves your throwout bearing too.

Body kits haven’t been kind to the Fiero.

The four door Mini Cooper is the saddest to me. Of all the awkward derivatives BMW created to justify a full brand and dealer network, this is the worst. It’s bigger than a car called Mini should be. It’s got proportions of the 2 door hatchback with extra doors tacked on. It looks like a bad Chinese knockoff of…

My bet is that Porsche is actually going for the long con. Those rear window vents aren’t doing anything because they’re actually testing a replacement for their best car of all time, the front engined 944!

It’s actually a mid-engined Corvette test mule GM tricked us again.

I plan on getting one of these decals for my wife’s wrangler

My saturn has a light on the dash to brag about the ABS all the time

Hey, they are just letting you know what the entire interior is made of

You clearly don’t understand.

Remember these on Pontiacs and possibly other GM cars?

He’s wrong? He’s wrong. It’s okay for him to be wrong, FWIW. Still a good dude making funny jokes, and he made being wrong pretty dang funny.

As a 944 owner, let me say: fuck that asshole. “Why are these racecars?” ...maybe because they have perfect weight distribution and can be had relatively cheaply?

So many good ones.