Because McLarCAN.

I will never understand the need to ruin cars with bodykits resembling other cars.

Many moons ago, I interned in Weissach for the summer. They would occasionally trot out various cars from the warehouse in Stuttgart. One day in front of the cantina, sat this:

Sure it wasnt a Lambo?

Actually, I think they just stole it from Kia.

Most likely also Florida.

Having owned a cheap, much abused Dodge Viper, I can confirm that this is both an excellent, and supremely poor decision that everyone with $10,000 should both do and then regret.

How to start a car with a rope:

This goes out to any automotive designers out there that may be reading this. Do not under any circumstances listen to anything any of us have to say about car design. We are insufferable cunts that will poo poo anything you design. If you make a tame easy to look at car like the Chevy SS we’ll complain that you make…

Whoa! Is that a Lambo dude?

THEY BOTH HAVE DOORS THAT OPEN DIFFERENT OKAY?

We’ve done it in a 944 as well. It seated all four campers well.

I prefer the Mustang sticker pack:

I wonder what the seller was...smoking...

It’s really got me all...

That sounds like a really

You bet- enjoy the winter, and you’ll definitely appreciate how incredibly quick the heat starts working in these cars! I don’t know what they did different, but you can cook yourself out of a 944 in no time, even after only a couple minutes of running.