Do you already put relish in them?

Multiply the reciprocal. In other words- flip the second fraction and multiply them.

I can’t handle that amount of clocks. I want a small clock to tell me what time it is. Not 30 enormous ones to remind me my life is slowly ticking away while I eat blueberry cobbler and watch Netflix.

I grew up listening to Jimmy Buffet and 1) his early music is actually really good and he has some truly beautiful songs 2) Parrotheads are some of the friendliest music fanatics on the face of the earth and 3) Jimmy Buffet is a very nice guy.

There are open-water swimming events and some of the other open-water events (sailing and wind-surfing) are not directly in the water, but you’d be hard-pressed not to get quite a bit of it on you.

OR the fact that CNN listed Demi Lovato as a Twitter personality.

I don’t know much about Jill Stein, but I’m super-confused why people are presenting Gary Johnson as if he’s the liberal savior that the Democrats wouldn’t let Bernie be.

The whole controversy around My Fair Lady is really fascinating. And reading about it cemented my idea that Rex Harrison must really have been just an absolutely lovely man.

2008. What a beautiful election year. And I voted from Florida in a county that ended up going for Obama. It was truly glorious.

OH SHIT. That is a follow-up story that I was unaware of. What an asshole.

Come. Join us. We have pamphlets and cookies.

Having to deal with sexual harassment in private sucks. Having to deal with it while on national television trying to get ratings and keep viewers happy must be unbelievably difficult.

Savvy is a good word for it.

That sucks. And not much has changed. I’m a teacher and I got a DISGUSTING email from a student over the summer detailing that he failed my class because he couldn’t focus because he was fantasizing about fucking me. I forwarded it to the dean of discipline and the principal and have heard nothing back.

So, I always tell this story when early T-Swift comes up.

You don’t get through public school teaching without some serious Pollyanna attitude :)

I really want to quit Facebook, but I run an intramural sports league and EVERYTHING we do is through Facebook. Any tips on how to minimize social media use while still requiring it for work would be much appreciated though.

Yep. But I teach in a district with almost no funding, low college retention, low graduation rates, and high poverty. I grab on to any foothold I can to try and get my students to a high school diploma. And if the kids I teach think that Kim Kardashian is the pinnacle of what they could be, then I am going to use…

Completely unrelated- but about nipples:

Kim learned how to be famous for being famous from the best: Paris Hilton. I had a friend in college who WORSHIPPED Paris Hilton because while everyone was always talking about how stupid and vapid and ridiculous she was and how she shouldn’t be famous she was smartly raking in the money and keeping her name out…