Don’t cry for them... they’re already dead.

Fuck THIS Shit, amirite?

“Thank you for making our site’s community vibrant, intelligent, and fun!”

I’ve been trying to make a good faith effort, but I find that I visit and comment less than before.

DRIP, can you introduce me to your girlfriend please? (this was a joke) Women who are into golden showers are hard to come by. By nature of this fetish’s popularity - like many of them, it was popularized by porn - it’s more typically men who are into it, and women usually either just “don’t mind” (a shitty option for…

Dog bless Cher and Bette Midler — constantly trashing reactionary assholes on Twitter.

I’m an idiot who can’t predict nighttime, but I have a feeling political parties are in real trouble. Everything about society over the past 50 years has been about breaking itself down into smaller and smaller groups. People aren’t beer drinkers, they like Grapefruit IPA’s, or Nirto Stouts, or Saisons, or Porters…

I guess a lot of us are spending the weekend sad about how the AV Club we loved is wiped and gone. Kinja is hell, and you lied to us about how extreme the changes would be.

Remember when Obama let the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor?

You’re . . . a little bit behind the times, aren’t you?

Nothing is over till we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??

I would be interested in an Imperial Russian Stout chugging contest. As an observer only, of course.

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

So you could say you gave to the Net?

The chief of my fire company has forbidden cat-up-in-tree rescues, on the practical grounds a.) that putting ladders into trees is dangerous and b.) no one has ever found a cat skeleton in a tree.

I use Firefox almost exclusively, but it’s worth using Chrome just for Kinjamprove.

It’s a Wisconsin thing. I have no idea how well it stacks up against actual its actual European equivalents, but I think it’s the best out of everything I’ve tried around here.

[FARTS]

I’m happy someone did it.

“The healthiest. The best health. Stronger than Obama. Large Electoral College win in history. Huge hands. Classy. Never met Putin, but would love to meet him. No puppet. Will nuke Africa.”