We had a MS Paint type program on our first computer (1986 or so). I got pretty inspired by the Berlin Wall coming down in '89 and so I drew brick walls with "inspiring" graffiti on them (e.g., Democracy Comes to the East). I would love to see those now.

When I moved into the office for the job I have now, there was a Dictaphone on the shelf. I gave it to IT for recycling.

We're a Nielsen family now and the Little Busters watched 3 hours of America's Funniest Videos on Sunday. We have negated all of your good work.

There can be only one.
[SDCC tries to behead SLCC with vorpal sword]

If you want the Avengers to hold a group orgy prior to the main battle, turn to page 321.

If you want Ironman to kill Thanos with his fist, turn to page 482.
If you want Ironman to take Thanos out for supper, turn to page 69.

Benadryl, and not the non-drowsy stuff.

Long enough to have an intermission? I haven't seen a movie with an actual intermission for a long time.

But that's not important right now.

I would have finished this platter too if it weren't for you meddling fans.

[Brandon Sanderson waits by phone]

Rambo III: History of Afghanistan

I will neither confirm nor deny that question.

Gotta have Roll Out the Barrel; there's no need for a stretch to justify that choice. Polkas are also essential.

The timing is a bit Erie.

He got some sage advice from a friend and decided it was time to leave.

Don King?

Yea, but Nate's shift doesn't start for a few hours.

I will defend the Chicken Dance. We must have played that song at least 5 times during our wedding reception. Full dance floor every time.

Semmi: But where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable for a king.