Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

[actually gets off couch to change channel manually, can't figure out how to change channel manually on new television]

I watched some episodes of Dancing With The Stars with Gjetostbusty a couple of years ago and I happened to watch the episode when Steve Wozniak was voted off the show. In his impromptu farewell speech, he praised the scoring system of the show. It was delightful.

I miss the Jonathan Frakes gimmick commenter. [drinks] Those Rick Berman stories were great.

Muddled? Now I want an old fashioned.

Are there hacker trading cards with statistics on the back? Maybe some interesting tidbits too?

The lead dog ones were also terrible.
"If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes."

Sad upvote. I lived in rural Wisconsin during the 90s; heart speaks truth.

People tend to hang onto them thinking they're rare and worth more than $2. For instance, the lovely Gjetostbusty.

Bring back?
Years of printing
1862–1966,
1976–present

Dr.

[waits for Adam Sandler gimmick commenter]

Someone showed me a picture of an RV yesterday and I made an EM50 comment (it was the RV used as the EM50) and I got nothin'. I need to hang out with AVCers more often.

We are, but I'm not so sure about the staff.

Yep.

Probably because they think it sounds cool.

Do me a fava and lay off the bean jokes.

Because customers were drinking anyway?
[starts drinking at work]

No doubt, but that sounds terrible.

"Korean Abdul Jabbar" is a username that would be right at home here at AVC. I'm looking at you Ayatollah Colm Meaney.