I have twin 8 year olds (9 on Saturday) and a 7 year old, and yes, we're just happy to eat out with no kid issues.

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[high steps Resident Smartass in face]

I was in a university marching band and will defend them until you take my trombone from my cold, dead hands.

The horn angle of the trombones wouldn't be tolerated in this country.

I bet Mr. Mistor's bird dolls had broken wings.

If Holly Hunter is in it, it's not anyone's worst movie.

I loved it!

Maybe the USA was like the bank in the beginning of the movie Sneakers. Only in this case, instead of a crafty group of hackers, we hired the Russian government.

The answer is, of course, "fuck yes". You can pry my Birkenstocks from my cold, dead feet.

Frank Stallone?

That's true. My apologies.

Silly Broccoli. 7 of the top 10 drunkest cities in the United States are in Wisconsin, we don't take booze out of anything.

Irony? I like ferrousy better.

No shit, but when's goat appreciation day? There's at least two of us.

[a crying Matthew McConaughey]
Now imagine it's white.

Hit the Taste of Chicago, struck out on Hamilton tickets, so we went to Aladdin, lots of food, drinks, Cubs game, Millennium Park…great time. Might be going to Chicago on a work trip in about 6 weeks, so I might try to do some more Chicago stuff.

It's definitely on my list of places to visit again.

Originally, but the Wisconsin version got altered along the way.

Had an old fashioned with bourbon at Miller's Pub in Chicago this past weekend. It was really good. Gjetostbusty, after being told that her tastes are more suited to an evening at Chili's, asked the bartender for something good and made her a white rum old fashioned. Delicious.