Are you saying the cable guy fixes the cable IRL?

How about Gjetostbuster?

Mostly unrelated, but I was in love with Marlee Matlin as Joey Lucas on West Wing.

Diana Gump

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I just skipped to the comment replies to your post.

You aren't sufficiently disappointed in yourself.

[Kellyanne Conway gets in line to beat lasso]

Mirror on the Wall: Because you're a very naughty boy.

Like chazwozzer?

If there's a scene in Afghanistan during the 80s, some background footage of Rambo fighting alongside the Mujahideen would be appreciated.

That top is made of some alloy of iron, man.

I had deep dish pizza in Chicago last Thursday. It was excellent.

My wife is of German descent and I'm a Norwegian by gene. We live in a very Norwegian community that hosts an annual Syttende Mai parade. Our favorite cultural difference moment is watching the quiet/dignified Norwegian maypole parade entry where everyone is quiet and happy and shortly after the German float rolls…

Parents don't really sleep. That's the secret.

[dodges, dives, ducks, dodges]

"unwavering solipsism" really sums it up. Nicely done.

If my kids are unruly, we leave. I've done it and I'll do it again. [looks at kids] Do you hear me?

Awesome. Gjetostbusty and I spent the weekend in Chicago with no kids. Food, booze, good tour (thanks PedanticEditorType), Cubs game…et cetera…lots of fun.

Uncle Argyle: They are saying goodbye in their own way. Playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes.

Those aren't pillows!