Had an old fashioned with bourbon at Miller's Pub in Chicago this past weekend. It was really good. Gjetostbusty, after being told that her tastes are more suited to an evening at Chili's, asked the bartender for something good and made her a white rum old fashioned. Delicious.

Are you saying the cable guy fixes the cable IRL?

How about Gjetostbuster?

Mostly unrelated, but I was in love with Marlee Matlin as Joey Lucas on West Wing.

Diana Gump

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I just skipped to the comment replies to your post.

You aren't sufficiently disappointed in yourself.

[Kellyanne Conway gets in line to beat lasso]

Mirror on the Wall: Because you're a very naughty boy.

Like chazwozzer?

If there's a scene in Afghanistan during the 80s, some background footage of Rambo fighting alongside the Mujahideen would be appreciated.

That top is made of some alloy of iron, man.

I had deep dish pizza in Chicago last Thursday. It was excellent.

My wife is of German descent and I'm a Norwegian by gene. We live in a very Norwegian community that hosts an annual Syttende Mai parade. Our favorite cultural difference moment is watching the quiet/dignified Norwegian maypole parade entry where everyone is quiet and happy and shortly after the German float rolls…

Parents don't really sleep. That's the secret.

[dodges, dives, ducks, dodges]

"unwavering solipsism" really sums it up. Nicely done.

If my kids are unruly, we leave. I've done it and I'll do it again. [looks at kids] Do you hear me?

Awesome. Gjetostbusty and I spent the weekend in Chicago with no kids. Food, booze, good tour (thanks PedanticEditorType), Cubs game…et cetera…lots of fun.

Uncle Argyle: They are saying goodbye in their own way. Playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes.