Those aren't pillows!

"Day after day of hacky jokes until all you want to do is read a Russian novel and never try to smile again."

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?

This is the article that brings you back to the AVC? Haven't you 'round these parts fer awhile.
[spits]

"insurance populations"? Is that like a VIP disaster bunker?

So puns aren't in jeopardy?

It has been a long week. "Gjetostbusty" is not a term of endearment she'd enjoy in real life.

One of my boys (age 8), immediately before his root canal started this spring, made a heart symbol with his fingers, held it to his chest, and pointed at Gjetostbusty. Sometimes kids are awesome.

[flexes bicep]
That real enough for ya', punk?

[flags tweet I don't agree with as "fake"]

[The More You Know starwipe]

Let's just torque down the insanity a little bit.

A friend of mine got married there. She goes every year.

Here.
[gives @zachandcoke:disqus a can of WD-40]
That should help.

The AV Club

"Oh, Silvee, I can't stop thinking about Tony. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday."

I can kind of get it, but I wish she would quit replicating bird behavior at the feeding thing. She doesn't need to shit on my car.

Upvoted for "smacking dingers".

Too much Excess Baggage for me.

Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that.