According to the Onion, he's putting it off until next week.
http://www.theonion.com/art…

We haven't book anything yet and it's only a month-ish away. We'll look at the Virgin. Thanks!

We're hesitant to go to Taste of Chicago for the same reasons you offered. We've been to Millennium Park a few times, but we've never done a river tour. I'm adding that to the list.

We're haven't narrowed it down beyond somewhere in the Loop yet. Thanks.

Gjetostbusty and I will be in Chicago in early July. I'd love some good recommendations too.

I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

Congratulations!

Gjetostbusty watches things like Say Yes to the Dress and loves modern country music. I detest both of these things, but I love her. Differences make the difference.

Blondie is the band's Contact in Red Square.

Or, let's consider a less gloomy scenario. You're 100 seconds closer to supper.

[Super Mario Bros. clock dips below 1 minute, music speeds up, Gjetostbuster gets nervous because of faster music, Mario dies]

I loved it when it came out, but thinking about some of the plot now makes me not want to watch it again. I might not like it this time around.

That's a great story. When I first saw this headline, I'll admit that my cynicism kicked in a little bit until I envisioned my 7-yr old daughter watching this at the theater.

Example, Supergirl (1984).

"I'd like to announce that I've selected Emmett Fitz Hume to be our new Communications Director."

The key is the 's', kind of like the "No Homers Club".

TYME machines are always on those "You May be From Wisconsin If" listicles or whatever those things are.

[waiting in line at post office]
"Crazy weather today, huh? Do you know who controls the weather? Jesus. Do you know Jesus?"

You just discovered it and are sharing it with everyone you talk to?

TYME machine.