I was that guy. I put "strikingly good looking" on my character sheet.

Can I write a letter firmly disagreeing with him instead?

[scans list for KFC Yum! Center]
Louisville foiled again. What does that town have to do to get a tour date? Oh, right.

Nope. My kids tried.

If you're an extrovert where I come from, you look at other peoples' feet.

Dr. Alan Grant: "They're moving in herds. They do move in herds."

What do you mean? Are the gays at grocery stores?

Guess? But I already included it in a presentation and cited your comment. Back to work, for me.

Probably better than Conversing Conversion.

"I pity the fool who doesn't turn left at the next intersection."

Breathable underwear. I switched to a different fabric (breathable) for my underwear lately and I'm in shrinkage most of the day. Potentially embarrassing but comfortable.

[Luke breaks down upon realizing that he turned Kylo to the dark side]

'Nay!' said Legolas. 'Darth does not use the Elf-runes.'

A little more effort @pantsgoblin:disqus . This reads like yada yada yada Simpsons reference. You're better than this.

The actual Bachelorette was on NPR yesterday morning and said that she was asked what kind of men she's interested in prior to the men being selected. Doesn't really change the point you're making, but the preferences of the Bachelorette are taken into account.

[Kleenex stock dips]

Maybe he really was Prince.

Did she give away cars after her speech?

We wrote our names down for the name caller so everyone's name was correct. One student wrote Hugh G. Rection. Awesome.

Positive for me; can't speak for anyone else.