Women can't fly; we all know that. That Earhart chick crashed. Case closed.
Gjetostbuster
gjetostbuster
As in, if it weren't for you medleying kids?
On a much different, but related note, Roger Ailes has died.
Speaking of which, is it okay if I date Beth?
We had mojitos over the weekend. Delicious.
Chicken parmesan, just the chicken (leftovers). Delicious.
Mister MadameSecretary
Hi, nice to literally meet and see you for the first time! You want to go into a dark theater and not talk for 2 hours? Great!
George, Sr: Got her to stop drinking, didn't it?
[strands @MisterSplendiferous:disqus in comment section without a ride home]
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
But her texting.
It's in the constitution, Sgt. Pickles.
"Congress shall enact no law restricting the freedom to enjoy comedies of a situational nature spanning the natural spectrum of public interest on whatever medium is publicly available."
REPO! The Genetic Opera
First you put a knife into her chest; then you put the new hole to the test.
How was the performance (your daughter's)?
First Knight? For the record, I do not have a soft spot for that movie.
Sad, but true.