Morel hunting, long hike (Xanderpuss style - tire those kids out), golfing, campfire, mojitos, cleaned a pig pen (we're buying two pigs this Friday), and some love for my wife and our mothers.Good solid weekend. And our daughter's birthday is today (she's 7).

Where's AVC's take on that dude who claims that his girlfriend died because he was well endowed?

That is the sad truth.

I quit wearing mine because I wouldn't stop fidgeting with it.

Really? I've got some attention issues, maybe I should check it out.

And we don't?

You seem pretty aware of this issue…Jimmy.

[postcard sitting on toilet, sees "BOOM" written on toilet paper]

Fun fact: I ordered a really big check for our spring fundraiser's main cash prize. It was awesome.

I believe Burns likes to call that an "unrequested fission surplus".

That part was pretty exhausting, especially for Gjetostbusty, who was doing the feeding. We don't remember much from the period, sadly; we were pretty sleep deprived for quite a while. Our kids were decent sleepers; I can't imagine what it would have been like if the kids hadn't slept much.

I switched to topping my salads with cottage cheese and black pepper. Delicious.

The kids are old enough now to be fairly independent, so I would say its neither physically or emotionally exhausting. But all kids are different; this is just my experience. I don't like to generalize.

It's like anything else. You have a job to do and you try to do it well. And there's a million different ways to do it.

Typical parenting rut, I think. Wake up kids for school, prepare them for school, go to work, get home, prepare supper, eat, put kids to bed, prepare for next day, sleep. That type stuff.

Excellent idea.
[opens YouTube on second tab]

1. Normal - in kind of a rut, I think.
2. Smart, funny, fun to look at.
3. 9
4. Hugs from children.

"Excuse me, Mr. Diddy. Time for your coitus interruptus snack."

Never realized that before. Maybe they can hire someone with the last name Thirst for the drinking articles.

Borderline sexual as-salt.