Our Cub Scout den is searching for large sticks in the woods tonight for a walking bridge we're building in June. That's some new shit.

Could you pass the salt, please?
[PLEASE CHARGE BATTERY…BATTERY LOW…PLEASE CHARGE BATTERY]
What?
[PLEASE CHARGE BATTERY…BATTERY LOW…PLEASE CHARGE BATTERY]

He'll bring back the Bellamy salute?

Fair question. How far will this demand go?

Typical gov't contractor, throwing away taxpayers' dollars by destroying gov't property.

Cruel and unusual.

[looks at power button on television]

Not in our hearts he's not. Not in our hearts.

We need Bagger Vance.

There's so many puns; I don't know where to phylum all.

No, she didn't bail on us yet.

You'd think so. I liked Scandal the first season, but wow, it's unwatchable now.

Discussing bowel movements in public is a really polar-izing topic.

What, do you want me to drive all the way to your mom's house from Wisconsin? She's not that awesome.

Trapper Keepers worked while I was in junior high. Maybe try one of those.

Dawes: What are we…chopped liver?

Energizer okay?

Trade you some SPAM for it, straight up.

Ouch.

Maybe they meant it as "don't bother finishing the series, you're good where you are".