No, Jim Hitler. He runs the local auto body shop and is pretty sketchy.

Fun fact: Kevin Costner wears his Waterworld gills when he watches Hellboy.

That name now only belongs at his dinner table.

That segment was eye-opening. I've been thinking about that a lot, mostly about self-control and what role going through puberty has on adult cis males.

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Totes Dawes.

In the trunk?
[notices Don't Laugh Your Son's Inside bumper sticker on creepy car]

Have you never read "Who Moved My Cheese?"?

What about RC?

Would you be willing, to say, go to a store and buy some?

I want to make this clear as Crystal, Pepsi isn't worth breaking into a house.

Well, look at that. (cigarette posted the amazon listing).

What this post presupposes is, they might not?

[waits for mini Atari 2600*]

And he's reading a book!

[shudders]

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I've never understood the impulse to do something just to piss other people off. Seems like a waste of my time.

Funeral home lobbyists are really powerful.

I thought they were painters.